Things I have managed to do so far while B is out of the country:
Keep the tv turned to "Whatever the hell I want to watch".
Maintain the position of the bed sheets as they were intended....on the bed.
Save the neighbours from hearing "I DIDN'T CALL FOR THAT PASS" every three minutes between the hours of 4 pm and 5 pm (designated hockey time on the xbox)
Avoid vacuuming the end of the couch where the cats sleep.
Not run the bath after The Daily Show has aired.
Eat spicy foods non-stop.
Put up the art collection on the wall without hearing "Does it have to go THERE??"
Put all the photography manuals and books away.
Recharge all the remotes.
Things I have not managed to do so far while B is out of the country:
Figure out a way to train the cats to hack up their hairballs on B's pillow.
Figure out a way to train the cats to hack up their hairballs in B's shoes.
Drive myself to the doctors office to have my elbow x-rayed.
Convince my neighbours to not play their shitty eurotrash dance music at 8 am every single day.
Set up the Wii so it functions with all the other electronics.
Figure out B's system for determining whether a t-shirt is clean or not.
Wear pants.
What's the star after "I DIDN'T CALL FOR THAT PASS" supposed to link to?
ReplyDeleteWhoops! I was so excited by the lack of pants that I forgot to finish that!
ReplyDeleteIt is the battle cry heard most often when he and my brother have their near daily date on the x-box to play hockey. They often accuse one another of sabotage and "I DIDN'T CALL FOR THAT PASS" is the line that is heard after someone screws up a play. Which is around every three minutes.