"Today is Boobquake!"
"Is...is that what I think it is?"
"It is EXACTLY what you think it is."
"I've been wishing and hoping for years now....."
"The people who make calendars finally listened to you."
"It's because I went to their head offices wearing no pants."
"No, that was the bank. And that is why *I* have to make deposits from now on."