Mr. Toad.

"That is a porcupine."

"No, it is a muskrat."

"Have you ever SEEN a porcupine before? It's a porcupine. His name is Porky. It's unfortunate, but that is his name."

"You amaze and/or frighten me sometimes."

"This is my own private Wind in the Willows."

"Please don't say that in front of the park warden. We just paid the entrance fee."

"He runs the place. He probably gets invited to all the events at Toad Hall."

"People like you need a day pass, you know."

"That is rich coming from the guy who couldn't identify a fucking porcupine."

"It's a draw....."

"HEEEYYYYYOOOHHHH! Look! A MOOSE! MOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEE!"

"....briefly."