"Hello husband. How is the office?"
"I'm on my way home. Want me to pick up something?"
"Wait a second. *telephone clicking* Hellloooooooooo. Ahahahahahahaha."
"....what the hell?"
"I CAN HAZ CHEEEEEEZEBUURRRRGGEEEERRRZZZZZZ!!!!"
"........."
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"You have one phone pressed up to each ear, don't you?"
"I AM THE ALMIGHTY ALIEN ZERBLOG! I HAVE COME FOR YOUR COTTON CANDDYYYYYY!"
"We're on a sugar-free diet starting right now."
"But.....Zerblog does not care for aspartame."
"*click*"
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