Scene - Watching cartoons in the early morning.
"Wow. B. So that dude was the Village People GI Joe. Ten bucks says he couldn't identify a vagina in a police line-up."
"THAT IS GUNG-HO AND YOU WILL NEVER QUESTION HIS SEXUAL ORIENTATION AGAIN."
"He looks like a bear, I'm just saying."
"....."
"And it just proves that DADT is stupid because OBVIOUSLY he's good at what he does, but it proved it decades ago. You think the other GI Joe dudes care about who he is attracted to? No. He gets the job done. Because that is what gay GI Joe dudes do. They do the job with well-grown and 'in your face military grooming standards' 'staches and that is it."
"....."
"We should watch Jem and the Holograms next. I wonder what lifestyle and forward-thinking social commentary subtext I missed when I was younger and thought it was all about the music and being totally outrageous."
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