"WOOHOO. I just got The Bigamist achievement!"


"She keeps giving me gifts to show how much she really loves me. *pointed stare*"

"One of your wives is the town whore. She gave you the gift of crabs."


"I can totally arrange that for you if you want. I'll just need a few hours."

"Let's just forget I said anything."

"Wait. So do you want the crabs or not? ARRANGEMENTS HAVE TO BE MADE."

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