"I bought you a present, Angel."
"Is it crabs?"
"Let it go."
"YOU let it go."
"It's an actual gift."
"Is it one of those gifts that you buy for someone and SAY it is for them but you know that they will never use it and so you get to use it and it eventually winds up with your name etched into it or hanging on your side of the closet?"
"Like that blue woollen sweater you bought me for Christmas a few years ago?"
"WE ARE OVER THAT, MISTER BLAME GAME."