"Sorry, what did you say? This place is a zoo right now. I thought I heard you say that you had to pee."
"That's what I said. I have to pee."
"You called me up specifically to tell me this? I'm actually afraid to ask...but...why?"
"Who else am I supposed to tell?"
"I suppose that makes perfect Angel sense."
"Well, I was watching a bit of tv and I got up, hit pause on the remote, and remarked out loud that I needed to go to the bathroom, like I was explaining why I needed to pause the show. Then I got a bit sad because I remembered that it was just me and the cats. So I thought I'd inject a bit of normal life into what I can only assume has been a 48 hour binge on hookers and smack."
"Aww...actually, that is kind of sweet. Wait....are you....YOU ARE PEEING RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU?"
"THEN DON'T LISTEN IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET ALL HUFFY ABOUT IT."
(Note: Alison, you still aren't allowed to try this at home)