"I just had a Chocolate Thunder Brownie from Queen of Tarts. I think I'm about to leave you for a pan of brownies."
"I'm not adverse to an open marriage."
"*stunned silence* *slight coughing* *voice that is not B* So, I'll just get that project breakdown from you later then? *sound of door closing*"
"There is absolutely nothing I can say at this point to him to make him understand that what he heard wasn't what he thinks he heard."
"That sound you hear is the sound of hundreds of office assistants learning that you are a sexual deviant."
"Seriously though, you better be bringing home some of those fucking brownies."