*glass accidentally clinks with ice cubes in it when I hold it out for him to refill*
"Did you just clink your ice in your glass at me? Like you're some sort of blue beard?"
"You said blue beard."
"You must have been mistaken."
"No. I clearly recall you disparaging my chin hairs. And I'll have you know they are as brown as the hair on my legs."
"*chokes on his own drink*"