One day.

"So you know what pisses me off?"

"Everything that I don't do...coupled with everything that I do do?"

"You totally just said do-do."

"*rolls eyes*"

"*doubles over laughing and then walks away*"

"*shouts from other room* ONE DAY WE WILL FINISH THIS CONVERSATION AND THERE WILL BE A RECKONING."

On Lent.

"Did you hear about Miley Cyrus?"
"Who?"
"Miley Cyrus."
"I don't care."
"But did you hear she is giving up music?"
"I wasn't aware what she had was technically called music."
"She's giving it up for her movie career."
"I don't think she understands Lent."
"What?"
"Lent."
"What the hell?"
"Imagine if I were Catholic."
"But minus the burning in the hell thing?"
"I assume that would come later. So imagine me as a Catholic."
"Okay....."
"Minus the school uniform."
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD."
"Now imagine me giving up good manners for Lent."
"…..but you don't have…"
"Exactly."
"Gotcha."

Choosing Words.

Lesson learned.

It is probably not a good idea to complain loudly to your wife about some bratty child walking in front of the camera repeatedly when he and his parents are within earshot.

It is definitely not good when the words you choose to use to complain about said bratty child are "I'm exposing here!"

Supernatural Zombie.

While watching Supernatural last night, which featured people coming back from the dead to return to their former lives with their loved ones taking it in stride. B thought this was unrealistic.

"If you ever come back from the grave, I'm not welcoming you back with open arms."

"If I ever come back from the grave, it is because I've come to exact my revenge."

Taxing.

"I paid the tax today, Angel."

"You don't owe on your taxes, you are getting a refund this year."

"But I paid it."

"How on earth could you pay it? I submitted the forms weeks ago."

"I PAID THE TAX."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"The stupid tax*!"

"Oh honey, they just automatically deduct that from your paycheque now."




*lotto ticket