On Lent.

"Did you hear about Miley Cyrus?"
"Who?"
"Miley Cyrus."
"I don't care."
"But did you hear she is giving up music?"
"I wasn't aware what she had was technically called music."
"She's giving it up for her movie career."
"I don't think she understands Lent."
"What?"
"Lent."
"What the hell?"
"Imagine if I were Catholic."
"But minus the burning in the hell thing?"
"I assume that would come later. So imagine me as a Catholic."
"Okay....."
"Minus the school uniform."
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD."
"Now imagine me giving up good manners for Lent."
"…..but you don't have…"
"Exactly."
"Gotcha."