*glass accidentally clinks with ice cubes in it when I hold it out for him to refill*
"Did you just clink your ice in your glass at me? Like you're some sort of blue beard?"
"Wait. What?"
"Blue blood."
"You said blue beard."
"You must have been mistaken."
"No. I clearly recall you disparaging my chin hairs. And I'll have you know they are as brown as the hair on my legs."
"*chokes on his own drink*"
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