Schindler's List

"It is 11 o'clock at night. Do we really need to watch Schindler's List now?"

"…….what?"

"That's pretty heavy for this hour. I mean, you know I'll likely bawl through the entire program and then I'll have horrible dreams and wake up…..wait a minute….are all Jewish people able to do that?"

"This is the opening scene of X-Men. (long stare and equally long pause between us) You thought this was Schindler's List?"

"Mulligan."

"Wait. You thought MAGNETO was in Schindler's List?"

"This is my mulligan."

"No. No. Just, no."

"It is 11 o'clock at night. Do we really need to watch X-Men now?"

"We do if we never want to revisit this in front of people you know at any point in the future."

"I accept the terms of life mulligan. Proceed."